Tuesday, August 29, 2006
chickenpox for real!

Remember how you guys keep laughing at me for shrieking "WO YOU CHICKENPOX!" to lao shi? Well, I'm getting little itchy red spots on my hands and arms!! Bet it's chickenpox. Muahahaha, no school for at least two weeks!!

Okay, I was just kidding. There's really no way it's the pox.

Maybe they're bedbug bites. (Ooooh, ALLITERATION. heh.) I'd better change my sheets. =/

Oh seriously now. Zaf, I'm really worried about you getting stalked. THE WORLD'S NOT SAFE ANYMORE. Mm, I think you should get a bodyguard ( I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston, taken from the soundtrack of The Bodyguard) or like, a lifelong companion with karate skills to watch out for your safety. Or better still, go feminist and learn karate so you can defend yourself against all those crazy stalkers!!

By the way though, the "stalker" technically isn't a "stalker" when he lets known his name. Yeah, I know it blows, but you're not being stalked afterall! There goes your need for a bodyguard or a lifelong companion. Bummer eh? BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE (Mr Brightside - The Killers. Their newest album's being released soon), at least you (as well as the entire 0633A) needn't be so worried about your wellbeing anymore. Whew.

But, in case you ever get stalked again, we'll always be there for you (I'll Be There For You - The Rembrandts). Meanwhile though, take care of yourself! Don't stress lah deyyy. XD


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