Saturday, September 30, 2006

Some things we like. Some things we don't.

Peguins are one of the things we don't quite like. That's why we have an anti penguin squard in 33 Productions. We urge you to keep your eyes open and do report any suspicious penguin activity to us. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Penguin Sniper.

PS: Doesn't the penguin look familiar? ;)

Thursday, September 28, 2006
electricity generates the environment

hi. today i will write about the sorry state of our dear class.

today, much of our dear class has decided not to show up for school but some of us have. we are good students. today we have a groundbreaking attendance of 7.

hey people who aren't in school today, i just want to tell you that i miss you, remember to eat your milk and cereal.

trivia of the day:
did you know that penguins are made of 80% fat, are hairy, and are mostly blind. just like stars are blind.

i don't lie, just like hips don't lie.

must studie hard kaezzzzzz?

love,
shiying, elizabeth and amanda lee weiling
God bless you and your Beautiful Soul

Saturday, September 23, 2006

:) nobody should be left behind in class 0733A.
let's work hard & promote..
have a great weekend..


- amanda lee

Monday, September 18, 2006
More gay people.

Why gay people should get married


Elton and David love each other very much.
Since they love each other they should be allowed to be married.
Thus gay marriages should be legal.
God bless their lovely souls.


BUT LOOK AT HOW HOT DAVID IS COMPARED TO ELTON!

Dear Mister David Furnish,
Should you ever decide to not be queer anymore, I will marry you.

xoxo,
Liz

Sunday, September 17, 2006
I am Liting and I love to flood 2: when things get too big for its own good.

I dunno if you guys have seen this..
but oh man!! so huge!!!!
I bet its GM... tsk..

Friday, September 15, 2006
famous gay people

while we're at it, I had absolutely no idea that Socrates was gay! wow.

and I think Da Vinci's rumoured to be gay.

and did you know that Emily Dickinson's gay too? she had this thing going with her sister-in-law, but that was before the lady married Mister Dickinson. I think Miss Dickinson continued to write love letters and poems to her sister-in-law, but what's a married missus to do? it must be really heart breaking for you to lose a loved one to someone so close to you. no wonder she was such a recluse and held a funeral in her head. HA. HA. HA.


Soap.

good news!

Someone returned the two books yesterday evening, so everything's alright now! So so happy.

Which means I don't get to be anorexic for a week and lose weight, dang.

Anyway, we have school on a saturday boo hoo hoo and it's way too early.

It's been raining so much lately... And it's such a coincidence with our flooding here lol.

So nice and cold. =)

Soap.

Thursday, September 14, 2006
I am Liting and I love to flood!

oh oh hohoho.. did you know Da Vinci's gay????
Oh no i think i got the wrong person.
OMG
Sorates is gay! so is Oscar Wilde!
Did you know that Abigail person is transexual??
How exciting!

Anyway, look at this.
Isn't that simply adorable!!
I'm sure we all love Mr Bean and his teddy.
Hahahha... it think teddy looks stunned there. so cute!

Mona Lisa

Did you know that it took Leonardo Da Vinci 12 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips, and Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. Say, "Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh..." --Shuduan

Dear Soap,

you are my favourite little person and the best soap i've ever known. i promise to buy you recess on alternate days and bring food for you so we can have our own picnic or something.

love, Shing

curses and brockwursts.

remember how I was going to have to be anorexic and live on cubes of cheese next week? well, it was all thanks to whoever took Shud and Liting's 1100 Words to Know books.

"whoever stole those vocab books are going to die in their sleep tonight, I promise. if a guy took it, he's going to find his balls gone, and if a girl took it, she's gonna grow a a penis!"

hahahaha, whatever lah. I was just so frustrated at the thought of people stealing vocab books and literature essays. can't they afford $34.oo and a cluster of brain cells?


Soap.

P.S. I'm ranting again because I'm still trying to flood. c'mon people, help to flood! don't make this become a "Soap's blog". ewwwww.

it's raining, it's pouring

it's pouring. cats and dogs and mice and godzillas!!

take cover people, unless you're looking forward to getting totally drenched and getting a bad bad cold. sniffle wiffle diffle, what the sizzle?!

hahahahahhaa, i am sooooo madd. just trying to flood, you know? ;)

yellow river.

huang he.

yang tze. no wait, isn't that the damned yellow movie theatre along chinatown???

omggg, like, yang tze's being yellow without actually being yellow!!

haha, this is what happens when there's nothing to blog about but i'm being forced too.

gahhhhh.

PE soon. weights training. it's pretty icky in the gym because the sweat smells linger, and it's all over the upholstery. and the place reeks of manly odours. hahahaha. but still, it's for the sake of fitness, right? so we shall prevail, all people in weights!

Saturday's coming really soon. what needs to be done shall be done.


Soap.

economic downturn....

i'm worried SIA will lose its footing as a premier airline..sigh...and there are many substitutes out there like MAS and Cathay Pacific...and they will enjoy EOS!!!!

its cover girl's just "so nice and attracitve"

lets just say this is a constructive feedback..(its for her own good)




yes shud, its nice to see your post for a change..lol....


courtesy of UNCLE SAM

Wednesday, September 13, 2006
A Saturn Day Celebration

Dear one and all,

In view of the fact that Saturn Day is coming, Fluke Astronomers suggests that the keepers of this blog celebrate by welcoming the all mighty Day with a ritual.

It is very important to show your utmost respect for the Day, and hence Fluke Astronomers would like to recommend the purifying "latest-5-entry-vanish" ritual. It should be carried out exactly when the jets leave the the ground on Saturn Day in order to achieve optimal purification. Fluke Astronomers is also aware that this ritual is regarded as a virus by other cultures and so-called civilisations, but really, aren't we the most advanced in the universe?

All hail the Day!

Yours sincerely,
S. Lee R.C.
Captain
Fluke Astronomers
"We continue to reach for the stars!"


P.S. Very important notice to my father and all H2 Econs students: uhh, shit, I can't remember the announcement. I think it's to remind Sam to do Econs assignment or something. Dangit!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Yesterday, everyone's favourite sexual harasser didn't come to school.

Maybe she really got arrested. =X

See you soon three eight. If you really got arrested, call someone and tell us so we can buy bananas and all and visit you. The food sure all halal one. Which means no ya koon kaya toast.


Liz

Monday, September 11, 2006
HELLO, I'm random.

This is Amanda's burnt arm and Elizabeth's fair skin. hoho. Aren't you guys happy to see a post by Shuduan instead of Zaf this time? Cos it was getting kindaaa booooring.... :)

--Shuduan

Saturday, September 09, 2006
say hi...

say hi to the new poster girl for SIA, me. yes people, i know you'll be laughing, giggling, sniggering at me. bleugh. it is really fugly. this is pure retribution for dissing the damn uniform. i hate it. i can't wait to burn it after the competition. let's hope it's not fire resistant as our school uniform. if it is, i'm doomed for life.

love
zafirah

Monday, September 04, 2006
the day the music died

today, many sad news happened.

1) Andre Agassi finally retired was defeated in his swansong match against Becker. Despite his disappointing performance, many tennis fans, enthusiasts and players will always remember his great rise, having won all 4 Grand Slam titles and was ranked No. 1 several times. I'll miss that bald man.

2) Our favourite Crocodile Hunter, Stever 'Crikey' Irwin, peacefully passed away after being injured by a stingray while filming a documentary about tiger sharks. Who can forget his exaggerated, sometimes risky, actions when he spots a crocodile or an alligator and jumps in and starts spewing out phrases like "It's a beauty!", "She's a lovely Sheila!" or his most famous phrase, "Crikey!"He will be greatly missed by all of us.

love-
zafirah

oh gosh

look people, this is what the nice people at mda want me to wear to go to kl.. hell no..
love
-zafirah

courtesy of Uncle Sam and his Vomit Daughter(soap)(RC)




i love you, you love me we are happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, wont you say you love me too?
oh please say you love me..oh please..i beg you..
[omg, somebody save me from my lao pa who is your uncle sam. he is distracting me from completing my almost-late Fat Man essay. sob.]
cry cry cry, sob sob sob...later sob until the eyes drop out..
muhahahahahahaha...
macabre...muhaha...blood...oh yah....blood...the red stuff you know that i love..woo..thats just so nice...
[i reckon that he can orgasm from seeing lots of blood. he just punched my head, ouch. "...oh yah...blood" seriously does reflect his intense perverse fetish for the macabre. ewww. thank goodness i'm his vomit daughter and that i'm not actually made of flesh and blood. haha.]
this world is dystopic...we are labeled!!!
my number is S89206...while my vomit daughter's is S89180...argh..are we any different from Offred? or Ofglen...
ok at least we dont wear red..
but we wear uniformsssssss....argh...
DYSTOPIA!!!!!!!!
[somebody's going crazy!!! i'm almost done with one fulscap page. yay! oohh, no wonder teenage ah bengs and lians are so violent. because they want to copulate but they can't. HAHAHA.]

Sunday, September 03, 2006
!!!!!!!

Oh dear. There goes my reputation. I seriously do look like I'm 5 years old. Thank you Duan Duan!

Kristy will be so happy since she's positively convinced that I'm an infantile. =((((


- Le Enfant Soap.

HEY

Soon, everyone will start wearing these on their hair. HAHA.

--Shuduan

Friday, September 01, 2006

hi guys.
happy teachers' day !
hope you guys enjoy urself.
okay.

check this pic out. i look like shuduan's giraffe.
that makes me cool.
ha ha ha ha.

okaye. im going off to STUDY now. gdbye !

love,
-dexter